Weekend at the Bernies part 1

Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR

Former Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, 84, was found “unconscious” at his home last month before CPR was administered.

The Republican lawmaker may have suffered a heart attack, according to an emergency personnel call first obtained by independent journalist Desirée Townsend.

CPR on a 84 year old. That means cracked ribs. If he’s not already a vegetable, he’ll be lucky to make it out of the hospital alive, and if he does it’s gonna be weeks and weeks before it happens.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s “recovering” until the midterms.

August 2nd. Can't do a special election within 90 days of a general election. It just gets added to the general election.

There's a pretty high chance that he's dead and they're just waiting until then to avoid the governor putting in a Dem replacement.

They say "secretly" because it happened weeks ago (on June 14), and the information is only coming out now. Before, all we heard was that he was hospitalized.

So, basically, he's either so severely brain damaged that he is being Weekend-at-Bernie's'd, or he's so severely brain damaged that they can't even do that.

Y'all got anymore of them favorable neurological outcomes after an out of hospital cardiac arrest?