The hypocrisy is on brand for conservatives

 We need a cognitive ability test with full results made available to the public. A lot of people still have all their cookies well into their 70s and even 80s.

This whole shitshow is on Republicans with the media a close second for enabling it.

Trump cant keep his eyes open or even form coherent sentences or go off on mad tangents.

McConnell doesn't even know where the fuck he is 90% of the time. He had to be reminded to vote NO with Republicans when he nearly voted yes with democrats.

Both should be removed. Age AND term limits are very fucking needed. Half the people running the country have a foot in the grave and too old of a way of thinking

Trump holds disaster relief upon midterm elections results

 Trump Tells North Carolina Hurricane Relief Depends on Midterm Outcome

How much will a bad joke help, though? The Trump administration has been known to use federal funding to punish states that vote against him enough times that he has been challenged in court over it. While North Carolina hasn’t voted for a Democrat for president since 2008, Trump and Republicans are polling historically underwater. Not only could they lose this Senate seat, but they could set the stage for an even bigger loss in two years.

There you go North Carolinians. He doesn't care about you or your lives! Vote blue in November!

You don't understand how conservatives think. They are not motivated by having a government that wants to help them. They are motivated by having a government that hurts the people they want to hurt.

I'll never understand why the left doesn't get this. Maybe it's because I actually used to be a conservative and moved in these circles, but the left seems willfully blind to how much conservatives hate them.

Leftist thinking as they talk to a conservative: "Gosh how can I make them understand this policy is mutually beneficial. They'll get healthcare and pay less money, it seems so obvious! Maybe they're just anxious about change, but they should see our healthcare system is already failing them. Maybe I need to appeal more to their Christian faith, helping others is a core tenet of what Jesus taught."

The thoughts of the Conservative they're talking to: "I want to kill you. I want to kill you. I want to kill you. I want to kill you. I want to kill you. I want to kill you. I want to kill you."

They treated Kyle Rittenhouse like a conquering war hero because he shot people they didn't like politically. They were celebrating him before they even knew his name because he shot BLM protestors. They openly pass laws about running e people over who are protesting. WTF does everyone think that is about?

They literally shouted to shoot Democrats at CPAC to cheers and laughter. Wake up 

Weekend at Bernies I mean McConnells

Confused Mitch McConnell, 84, Has to Be Told How to Vote

When McConnell’s name was called during the vote, confusion followed as his aides and Republican senators appeared to prompt him to vote “aye.”

His name had to be repeated twice before McConnell lifted his finger slightly and said “aye” in a hoarse voice as everyone in the room leaned in.

He's only had this job for 41 years. I'm sure he just needs some more time to work out how to vote.

Yeah, this is exactly how being a senator is supposed to work.

How did Jan 6th happen over a hoax conspiracy. But nobody is willing to stand up when real crazy shit is happening?

Nothing is illegal if Republicans do it.

He’ll be dead soon. Just make it to midterms.

We are one step away from having his head floating in a jar.

Robert Kraft Epstein friend and Asian Massage Parlor Subject Matter Expert

 Macklemore reveals billionaire Robert Kraft orchestrated his removal from Ed Sheeran's tour after 'rallying stadium owners and issuing an ultimatum' - and says 'I hope this isn't the end of our friendship'

In a statement on Instagram, Macklemore claimed that his long-term friend Sheeran had told him that Kraft personally called the singer to inform him that the rapper would not be allowed to perform at Gillette Stadium in Massachusetts.

Kraft is the billionaire CEO of the Kraft Group, which owns the Gillette stadium along with NFL team the New England Patriots. 

Supporter of sex trafficking, Robert Kraft? The one caught getting a rub n tug? That’s NFL patriots owner and all around terrible person, Robert Kraft.

In 2019, Kraft was among 25 people facing first-degree misdemeanor charges for soliciting prostitution at a day spa.[144] His attorney electronically entered a not-guilty plea, and later submitted a court filing where Kraft waived arraignment, pled not guilty to all charges and requested a jury trial.[150] A memo filed by Kraft's attorneys revealed that hidden cameras had been installed when investigators entered the facility under the guise of suspected human trafficking.[155] A Palm Beach County judge ruled that prosecutors could not use the videos in their case, citing privacy concerns.[156] A Florida appeals court also ruled that Kraft's constitutional rights were violated, and all the charges were dropped.[161] U.S. District Judge Rodolfo Ruiz ordered the videos to be destroyed.[162] 

In 2026, it was revealed that Kraft had kept a relationship with child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and that Epstein had recommended Kraft use his lawyer to defeat the charges.[163] 

 

To blame other for your mistakes

 It’s fucking high because this fucking dumbass started a war in the Middle East and brought nearly all oil output out of the middle east to near fucking zero and put Pete fucking Hegseth in charge of running it.

Donald Trump has done more damage to the United States in the past two years than all our enemies from the past 2 decades.

Put the blame where it belongs

Trump appointment Hegseth and the GOP approved him.

Trump started a war and the GOP sat on its hands, refusing to do their goddamned job

Trump watched Hegseth run it into the ground, then doubled down

The GOP refuses to hold either one accountable, and are actively covering and spinning, lying to the people about how fucked everything is

Without republicans pushing us this far and refusing to course correct, we wouldn't be here.

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 So Sleepy Joe is still standing and Tired Trumpy is not.

Well that's the BIGLYEST surprise EVAH...

Trump already shamelessly disrespected American veterans in the past.

Who is actually surprised by this mouth breathers actions anymore?

Donald Trump is literally dying of late stage congestive heart failure. The only reason he’s still alive is he has literally the best medical care in the world. He’s on all kinds of stimulants when he’s in public or in front of a camera which is part of why he can’t string together a coherent thought not to mention he’s got dementia. The man is literally a walking corpse. I’m really not surprised he can’t keep his eyes open. I’m surprised he hasn’t had a stroke on camera and croaked right there.

People have their opinions on Biden, but at least he’s an actual American not just a mercenary narcissist who will throw in with whoever pays him the most or jerks off his ego (among other things) the most.

Buying Votes by President Grandpa

 Still waiting for my DOGE check and my tariff refund.

Republicans runs the country like corporate, it’s NEVER the managements fault.

Anyone who believes anything that Trump says, but particularly this, is so incredibly deep in the cult and/or stunningly stupid, that no amount of persuasion or appeal to reality will change their minds.

$1.2T is the estimate.

As we saw with the stimulus money, it gets the economy heated in a hurry with all this money being spent, but the result is inflation and higher interest rates.

But the stupid doesn’t stop there:

* JD Vance said this was possible because the tariffs were generating so much money (his words, I know that isn’t how it works), but Americans never received the $2K promised months ago from the bounty of riches that the tariffs allegedly brought. Are we supposed to receive $7K now? Promising me $5,000 just reminds me that he promised me $2,000 earlier this year.

* Trump said the $5K must be spent in the US, which is as stupid as it is impossible to enforce. If I deposit the money in my Fidelity account and one of the funds has holdings in Canadian companies (or anywhere else outside the US), who’s going to know? Nobody. It’s one of those highly specific details he always adds which is the tell that this is something he’s spinning on the spot.